The storm surge from Hurricane Sandy, measured at The Battery, NYC, from 10 AM October 28 to 10 am October 29, 2012
Data from: http://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/myports/data.shtml?plot=8518750_wl_72.png

The storm surge from Hurricane Sandy, measured at The Battery, NYC, from 10 AM October 28 to 10 am October 29, 2012

Data from: http://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/myports/data.shtml?plot=8518750_wl_72.png

My grandfather was a bootlegger in the 1920s, working for Cotton Club owner Owney Madden down in Harlem. His nickname was “Two-Gun Andy”.

When I was a kid, my grandfather downplayed his bootlegging days, but every so often he slipped and talked abut it. 

At the party after my first Holy Communion, my grandfather told us how Al Capone beat a guy to death with a baseball bat.

When he first told us the story, my grandfather said he was in New York when he heard about Capone beating the guy in Chicago.  He and his fellow bootleggers all agreed that Capone was a useless gavonne who would cause nothing but trouble for he alternative beverage industry.

Two years later, at my brother’s first Communion, my grandfather told the story again.  This time he said he was in Chicago when he heard the Capone story from other bootleggers.

No one dared to say a bad word about Capone in Chicago, so my grandfather says he kept his mouth shut.

I recognized the discrepancy in my grandfather’s telling of the story the second time, but no one dared to correct my grandfather, so I kept my mouth shut.

Four years later, at the party after my sister’s first Communion, my grandfather told the Capone story again.  This time, he said he was in the hotel lobby when Capone beat the guy to death upstairs in the hotel penthouse.  He described the tension in the place, as the news filtered downstairs bit by bit.  “Nobody was looking each other in the eyes,” he said. “That’s how I knew they were scared.”

Three years later, at my graduation, Two-Gun Andy told the Capone story again.  This time he said he was in the hallway outside the penthouse, listening through the door as Capone beat the guy to death inside.  Again, none of the people involved dared to say anything.

A few years later, the movie “The Untouchables” came out. It had a scene of Capone beating a guy to death with a baseball bat.

My brother and I, in the audience, saw Robert Deniro as Capone make a speech at a fancy banquet in a hotel penthouse ballroom.  Then we saw him pick up a baseball bat.  “It’s grandpa’s story!!!” we whispered.

As Capone brought the baseball bat down on the guy’s head, my brother and I burst into inappropriate laughter while the rest of the audience cringed at the murderous beating.

When the film ended, we called my grandfather and excitedly told him there was a movie in which his Capone story was featured.

My grandfather said “Maddon’! I thought Capone was comin’ after me!!  Did I ever tell you the guy he killed was SITTING RIGHT! NEXT! TO! ME!!! “

George Bellows, New York, 1911
With the exception of the horse drawn cart, how different is this from current day New York?

George Bellows, New York, 1911

With the exception of the horse drawn cart, how different is this from current day New York?

Post-Atomic New York Gridlock
This is actually a very optimistic post-attack scenario. There’s very little evidence of fire (only in the far upper left and lower right corners), and little severe blast damage to the buildings.  There are dozens of people visible; maybe many thousands are still alive.  There is still some organized government, as shown by the presence of a fire engine in the traffic jam, but there’s obviously very little traffic or crowd control.  People still have some sense of rationality, as seen by the raised tops on the convertibles.  Are we looking at the suburbs or outskirts of a city whose central district has been hit by a Hiroshima-sized weapon?

Post-Atomic New York Gridlock

This is actually a very optimistic post-attack scenario. There’s very little evidence of fire (only in the far upper left and lower right corners), and little severe blast damage to the buildings.  There are dozens of people visible; maybe many thousands are still alive.  There is still some organized government, as shown by the presence of a fire engine in the traffic jam, but there’s obviously very little traffic or crowd control.  People still have some sense of rationality, as seen by the raised tops on the convertibles.  Are we looking at the suburbs or outskirts of a city whose central district has been hit by a Hiroshima-sized weapon?

EmilySunsetCruise on Flickr.Emily on a sunset cruise through New York harbor on the Ikea ferry.

EmilySunsetCruise on Flickr.

Emily on a sunset cruise through New York harbor on the Ikea ferry.

So why not?

On this day in 1646, settlers notified the town council that they were willing to found a village across the river at their own expense, and name it Breukelen, and the council could see no reason why they shouldn’t.